(1)
An Inspirational Speaker:
"The best part of my life is spent in the arms of a woman, Who wasn't my wife".
Audience were shocked and silence:
He added:
"And she was my Mother". (Applause & Laughter)
A top Manager tried to crack this at home.
After a drink He said loudly to her Wife in Kitchen:
"Best years of my life were spent in the arms of a woman, who wasn't my wife".
(Standing for a moment trying to recall the second Half, he finally Blurted out):
"I can't remember who she was!"
By the time he regain his senses, he was on Hospital Bed recovering from Burns of Boiling Water!
Moral:
Don't copy, if you can't Paste.
(2)
People Often change for two reasons!
Either they have learned enough that they want to change,
Or
They have been Hurt enough that they need to change!
(3)
Don't get attracted to the people who have achieved great heights.
Love those who hold you when you fall from Height!
A loyal one is better than a Royal one!!
(Unknown saying)
An Inspirational Speaker:
"The best part of my life is spent in the arms of a woman, Who wasn't my wife".
Audience were shocked and silence:
He added:
"And she was my Mother". (Applause & Laughter)
A top Manager tried to crack this at home.
After a drink He said loudly to her Wife in Kitchen:
"Best years of my life were spent in the arms of a woman, who wasn't my wife".
(Standing for a moment trying to recall the second Half, he finally Blurted out):
"I can't remember who she was!"
By the time he regain his senses, he was on Hospital Bed recovering from Burns of Boiling Water!
Moral:
Don't copy, if you can't Paste.
(2)
People Often change for two reasons!
Either they have learned enough that they want to change,
Or
They have been Hurt enough that they need to change!
(3)
Don't get attracted to the people who have achieved great heights.
Love those who hold you when you fall from Height!
A loyal one is better than a Royal one!!
(Unknown saying)
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